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Enjoyed the movie 10,000BC? Here are some jokes that I thought of and happen to find at the same time 
WHAT SINGAPORE WAS LIKE IN 10,000BC
… Many tribesmen worry that they won’t have enough funds in their Caveman Prehistoric Fund (CPF) when they retire, and therefore endangering the poor Mammoth and Giant Saber-Tooth Tigers which led to the tax increase of 2% on Giant Saber-Tooth Tigers (GST). Due to the ageing population, tribal leaders give incentives for all cavepeople to have three kids before they turn 20. Sadly, male cavesmen have to attend MS (Mammoth service) at the age of 18, to deter other tribes from being agressive. In order to save the environment, cavesmen were advised to use the Mammoth Riding Transit (MRT) instead of riding their individual Saber-Tooth Tigers. Not forgetting, Singaporean cavemen loved their Saber-Tooth Tiger Beer best.
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